© YOUS.ORG – Guardianship of Weird Since 1998

("All Rights Reserved" sounds so serious. Let’s call it "Artistic Possession")

The Fine Print That’s Actually Fun to Read

1. The "Don’t Be a Goblin" Clause
No cloning, remixing, or AI-training our art without written permission (carrier pigeon requests considered if dramatic enough).

2. Fair Use for Cool Humans
You can use snippets for:

• School projects (extra credit if you cite us)

• Thoughtful critiques ("This changed my life" = auto-approved)

• Memes if they’re clearly parody (tag us @YouSeasel for high-fives)

How to Share Without Awakening Our Legal Kraken

✅ Blessed Methods:

• Click those share buttons (Facebook/Twitter/etc.)

• Link back like you’re giving GPS directions to Narnia

• Quote <100 words with © YOUS.ORG in 12pt font or larger

❌ "We Will Send Polite Yet Firm Owls"

• Selling our sand drawings as NFTs

• Using our charcoal nudes to advertise your dental practice

Commercial Requests: The Coffee Bribe System

Email info@yous.org with:
📌 Subject: "COPYRIGHT: [Your Project That Doesn’t Suck]"
📌 Attach: Mood board, timeline, and your favorite dinosaur

(Response time: 3-5 business days or one full moon cycle)

Most Frequently Denied Requests

• "Can I tattoo this on my cat?"

• "I’ll pay you in exposure (and 3 lentils)"

• "It’s for my nephew’s friend’s startup"